贵族学院-第五章（论坛体）
贵族学院-第五章（论坛体）
*这章如果觉得文字太干巴看不下去的话可以直接看作者的话，我搓了个网站* 艾瑟隆学院匿名论坛>八卦闲聊>新生专区 帖子标题：【Who’s the new girl in the dining hall???（食堂那个新生是谁？？？）】 1L(楼主)Anonymous 【[照片.jpg：一个黑发女生坐在食堂靠窗的位置，手里拿着叉子，面前是一盘意面。她低着头在吃东西，光线从窗户打进来，照在她头发上，泛着五彩斑斓的光。] Saw this at lunch today.Never seen her before.New transfer?She doesn’t look like a scholarship kid.Anyone know her name?????（今天午饭看到的。以前没见过。新转来的？看着不像奖学金生。有人知道她叫什么吗？????）】 2L Anonymous 【Holy shit that hair.Is that natural???The way it catches light—kinda unreal.（卧槽那个头发。天生的？？？光线打上去那个效果——有点不真实。）】 3L Anonymous 【Probably dyed.No Asian has hair that color naturally.But ngl she’s hot.????染的吧。没有亚洲人天生头发是那个颜色的。不过说实话，挺辣的。????）】 4L Anonymous 【Wait is she sitting alone?????First week and no one’s claimed her yet?That’s rough.（等等，她一个人坐着？????开学第一周还没人认领？太惨了吧。）】 5L BrittanyEssen 【Claimed?Lmao why would anyone want to claim someone who looks like they haven’t figured out which fork to use.Look at her—elbows on the table.????（认领？笑死，怎么会有人想认领一个连用什么叉子都没搞明白的人。看她——胳膊肘搁桌上呢。????）】 6L Anonymous >>5L【Brittany dropping truth bombs as always????????????（>>5L布列塔妮一如既往地输出真相????????????）】 7L Anonymous 【Okay but her face though.That jawline?Those eyes?She’s actually gorgeous.What’s Brittany on about.（行吧但是她的脸呢。那个下颌线？那双眼睛？她确实漂亮啊。布列塔妮在说什么鬼。）】 8L Anonymous >>7L【Brittany’s just threatened.You know how she gets when someone prettier shows up.????>>7L布列塔妮就是受威胁了。你知道的，一有比她好看的来了她就那个样子。????）】 9L BrittanyEssen >>8L【Threatened?Babe I’ve been Homecoming Queen finalist two years in a row.Come talk to me when she’s got a sash.????（>>8L受威胁？宝贝我连续两年返校节女王决赛入围。等她有绶带了你再来跟我聊。????）】 10L Anonymous 【The sash comment is sending me????Brittany really keeps that thing in her back pocket at all times huh（绶带那个评论笑死我了????布列塔妮是把那玩意儿随时揣在兜里吗）】 11L Anonymous（楼主） 【Back to the point—has anyone actually talked to her?What’s her vibe?She looks kinda intimidating ngl.（说回正题——有人真的跟她聊过吗？她什么气场？说实话看着有点不好惹。）】 12L Anonymous 【She sat near me once.Didn’t say a word the whole time.Just ate and stared out the window.Lowkey weird.（她有一次坐我附近。全程一句话没说。就吃，然后盯着窗外。有点怪。）】 13L Anonymous >>12L【That’s not weird that’s called minding your own business.Try it sometime.（>>12L那不叫怪，那叫管好自己的事。你改天也试试。）】 14L Anonymous 【Y’all are missing the point.Look at the watch on her wrist in the photo.That’s a Patek.No way a scholarship kid’s wearing that.（你们都跑偏了。看照片里她手腕上那块表。百达翡丽。奖学金生不可能戴那个。）】 15L Anonymous >>14L【Good eye.????So she’s loaded.Which dorm is she in?（>>14L好眼力。????那她是有钱人。她住哪栋楼？）】 16L Anonymous 【Saw her walking toward Apollyn earlier.Not sure which floor though.（之前看见她往阿珀伦楼那边走了。几楼不知道。）】 17L Anonymous 【Apollyn?Art kid with a Patek.Daddy’s money meets daddy issues.Tale as old as time.（阿伯伦？戴百达翡丽的艺术生。老爸的钱遇上老爸的问题。老套故事了。）】 18L Anonymous >>17L【Or maybe she’s just rich and likes art.Not everything has to be a trauma dump.（>>17L又或者她只是有钱且喜欢艺术。不是什么事都得是创伤倾诉。）】 19L Anonymous 【Okay but can we talk about her skin??It’s literally glowing in that photo.What filter is she using irl????（行吧但是能聊聊她的皮肤吗？？那张照片里简直在发光。她在现实里开了什么滤镜????）】 20L Anonymous >>19L【That’s called youth and money babe.Look it up.（>>19L那叫年轻和钱，宝贝。自己查查。）】 21L Anonymous 【I heard she’s Chinese.From some crazy rich family.Like old money old old money.（我听说她是中国人。家里特别有钱那种。老钱，很老很老的钱。）】 22L Anonymous >>21L【Source?Or are we just making things up now.（>>21L消息来源？还是我们现在开始编了？）】 23L Anonymous >>21L【“Old money Chinese”isn’t a thing.Their rich are all new money.That’s literally their whole deal.（>>21L“老钱中国人”不存在。他们那里的富人都是新钱。这基本就是他们的全部特点了。）】 24L Anonymous 【Racist much?????（这就种族歧视了？????）】 25L Anonymous 【Anyway.Back to the girl.Has anyone gotten her name yet?Or are we just calling her“Patek girl”forever.（总之。说回那个女生。有人搞到她名字了吗？还是我们就永远叫她“百达翡丽女”？）】 26L TitusMontimacy 【She’s cute.????（她挺好看。????）】 27L Anonymous >>26L【OH HE’S HERE.Titus dropping in????????（>>26L哦他来了。泰特斯驾到????????）】 28L Anonymous 【Titus commenting on a new girl’s post.Set your watches,folks.Bet he slides into her DMs within48hours.（泰特斯在新女生的帖子里评论了。各位，对表。赌他四十八小时内滑进她私信。）】 29L Anonymous 【48hours?Generous.I’m saying24.四十八小时？太宽裕了吧。我说二十四。）】 30L Anonymous 【Y&039;all talk like he hasn&039;t already made his move????The second someone finds her Instagram, he&039;s gonna be the first to know—watch, he probably already follows her and we just don&039;t know it yet.????（你们说得好像他还没去似的。????（你们说得好像他还没去似的????一旦有人找到了她的Instagram账号，他肯定会第一个知道——说不定他早就关注了她的Instagram，只是我们还不知道罢了。????）】 31L TitusMontimacy >>30L【Nah.Just saying what everyone’s thinking.（>>30L没有。就是说了句大家都想说的而已。）】 32L Anonymous 【Titus commenting is basically his version of a formal introduction.He’s already planning the first date in his head.（泰特斯评论基本就是他版本的正式介绍了。他脑子里已经在计划第一次约会了。）】 33L Anonymous 【First date?You mean first hookup.Let’s be real.（第一次约会？你是指第一次约炮。现实点吧。）】 34L Anonymous 【Not all of us are trying to get into her pants,damn.Some of us are just curious.（不是所有人都想上她，妈的。有些人就是好奇而已。）】 35L Anonymous 【By the way, I&039;ve literally seen Casper having dinner with her?????Did none of y&039;all see it?? There were plenty of people there. How come no one&039;s brought this up?????（顺便提一句，我真的见过卡斯珀和她一起吃晚饭?????你们难道都没看见吗？？当时在场的人可不少。为什么没人提过这件事呢？????）】 36L Anonymous 【Casper? Dude&039;s just trying to climb. Or throw someone else under the bus. ???? What&039;s there to say? Besides, talk too much and this post gets deleted. ????????（卡斯珀？这家伙就是想往上爬。或者把别人推出去背锅。???? 有什么好说的？再说了，说太多帖子会被删的。????????）】 37L Anonymous >>36【You&039;ve already said too much.sweetheart????Get ready to get jumped by his fan club,lol.????（>>36，你已经说多了，亲爱的????准备好被他的粉丝团“暗杀”吧哈哈????）】 38L Anonymous（楼主） 【Stop, how did we get so off topic??????I&039;m asking about that girl. Don&039;t bring Casper into this. In a second Hunter&039;s gonna roll up for his little pet????If he sets his eyes on this girl, y&039;all might as well pack it up and go home????（停，怎么又歪楼了？？????我问的是那个女孩。别提卡斯珀。一会儿亨特就要为了他的小宠物过来了????要是他看上了这个女孩，大家就准备散伙回家吧????）】 39L LaurentWynthorpe 【I checked her in at the reception desk.She’s both beautiful and kind,and I’m sure she’ll settle in here quickly.????（我在迎新点帮她办的手续。她既漂亮又善良，我相信她很快就能适应这里的生活。????）】 40L Anonymous >>38L【Of course Laurent has already met her.Of course he’s being nice.????（>>38L洛朗当然已经见过她了。洛朗当然很友善。????）】 41L Anonymous 【If I hadn&039;t been there myself, I&039;d totally believe it????（如果当时我不在场，我肯定会相信的。????）】 42L Anonymous 【Anyway.Name?Anyone?（所以。名字？有人知道吗？）】 43L Anonymous 【I heard one of the international students call her“Sia.”Not sure if that’s her name or a nickname though.（我听见一个国际生叫她“希娅”。不知道是名字还是昵称。）】 44L Anonymous 【Sia?Like the singer?????希娅？像那个歌手？????）】 45L Anonymous >>44【Pls don’t let that become a thing.????（>>44拜托别让这个梗传开。????）】 46L Anonymous（楼主） 【Sia.Chinese.Apollyn.Patek.Got it.（希娅。中国人。阿珀伦。百达翡丽。记下了。）】 47L Anonymous 【She’s giving main character energy and she hasn’t even done anything yet.I’m scared but also intrigued.（她还没做任何事呢，就已经有主角气场了。我有点害怕但也很感兴趣。）】 48L Anonymous >>47【“Scared but also intrigued”is literally the Aetheron experience.（>>47“害怕但也很感兴趣”基本就是艾瑟隆的体验概括了。）】 49L BrittanyEssen 【Y’all are hyping her up way too much.She’s been here for two days.Let’s see if she survives the semester first.?????♀?（你们把她捧得太高了。她才来了两天。先看看她能不能撑过这个学期再说吧。?????♀?）】 50L Anonymous 【Brittany has entered the chat and the temperature just dropped ten degrees??（布列塔妮已进入聊天室，温度骤降十度??）】 51L Anonymous >>49【She&039;s not wrong. In this school, a pretty face and a nice body just aren&039;t enough????????（>>49她没说错。在这所学校，光有漂亮的脸蛋和好身材是不够的。????????）】 52L Anonymous 【Okay but imagine being so pressed about a new girl that you comment on a forum post about her.Couldn’t be me.（行吧但是想象一下，对一个新女生在意到要来论坛帖子底下评论。反正不会是我。）】 53L Anonymous >>52【You’re literally commenting on the same post right now.????（>>52你现在不就在这个帖子底下评论吗。????）】 54L Anonymous 【Anyways.I’m keeping an eye on this one.Something about her feels...different.（总之。我会盯着这个的。她身上有种……不一样的感觉。）】 55L Anonymous 【Different how?Like“future Homecoming Queen”different or“gets expelled by October”different.（不一样是指哪种？像“未来的返校节女王”那种不一样，还是“十月份之前被开除”那种不一样？）】 56L Anonymous 【Both can be true in this school tbh.????（在这所学校，这两种可能同时成立。????）】 57L Anonymous 【Not me already invested in a girl I’ve never spoken to.The forum really does this to you every time.（我居然对一个从没说过话的女生已经上心了。这论坛真是每次都这样。）】 58L Anonymous >>57【Welcome to Aetheron Forum.Where your social life is vicarious and your tea is always hot.??（>>57欢迎来到艾瑟隆论坛。在这里你的社交生活是替代性的，八卦永远是热的。??）】 59L Anonymous 【Someone get more info on her.Classes?Clubs?Who she’s been seen with?I need the full dossier.（谁能搞到更多她的信息。课程？社团？跟谁一起出现过？我需要完整档案。）】 60L Anonymous >>59【This isn’t the CIA,bestie.????（>>59这不是中情局，宝。????）】 61L Anonymous 【I saw her walking with a guy today.Blonde.He looks pret